Relations will be changed into CONTRACTS!!”
6 ” Cute Love SMS
After hitting sister
a person only beats whom he actually luvs..!!
Sis slaps him twice n says..
do u think i love u lesser!”
7 “A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling,
If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow Id be a little bull.
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,
What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!
The kid smiles and says, I would be a bus driver!”
8 “My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year & study Only during exams?
I replied¦. Bcoz
Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai
Mom reply: Wah kya dilague mara hai?? “
9 “Commerce professor asks, the students:
What is the most important law of finance for starting business..?
10 “Very Beautiful Moment?
When you are sleeping and your mom comes and put blanket on you¦!!”
11 “Boy :Do you love me more than ur family ?
Boy :Why ?
Girl :okay Listen dis.
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was.
When i went outside, you were not there to hold my finger. but my dad was