Wedding Anniversary Wishes and Messages
- A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne
- During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away¦!!
- Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor: Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
- A person who surrenders when hes WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if hes RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
- True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u!
- Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I cant sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didnt knew u had a prescription.
- Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? Witness: He said, Where am I, Cathy? Lawyer: And why did that upset you? Witness: My name is Susan.
- Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! dont even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance