Wedding Anniversary Wishes and Messages
- Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: Yes dear
- A little kid asks his Dad, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? No idea, replied the Father, Im still paying for it¦
- What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA¦..
- One day a man inserted an advertisement in the local classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.
- Man before Marriage is like Airtel¦. Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan After Marriage Hes Like Hutch¦ Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.
- When a man holds a woman hands? When a man holds a womans hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
- Its funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. Its like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
- Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata
- Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man