Funny Love Jokes




ADVERTISEMENTS Tried practicing Fruit Ninja in the kitchen, ended up playing Temple Runwith my mom chasing me like an Angry Bird A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does. Log kahte hai ke khuda ne aap ko bahut fursat se banaya Simple si baat hai yaar , Faltu kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate hai… Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her,…

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Love Jokes for Him




Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead. Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship. Teacher – Teri shikayat aayi hai ki tu gaaliyan bohot deta hai. Chedi Singh – Kiya baat karte ho Sir ji, maine toh aaj tak kisi kutte ke bacche ko beh****od ki… A husband asks his wife, Will you marry after I die? The wife…

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I Love You Jokes




Itna Na Tarpao Ke Koi Gunaah Kar Loon Main; Phir Na Kehna Ke Kyun Barbaad Kiya Khud Ko, Meri Muhabbat Ke Liye! Unhe Kaise Bhula Sakte HE Jinki Hasi Pe Hum Marte HE Kaise Kar Den Unhe Khud Se Juda Unki Awaaj Se Bhi Hum Behad Pyaar Karte He. Love u Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream… love is 1 word and everything in between… love is a fairytale come true… Coz I found love when I found U. Girl : I Love you Boy :…

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April Fools Day Jokes




Some things are made for each other. For example: Shoe & Socks; Soap & Water; Paper & Pen; I & your girlfriend. Happy April Fool! Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Fooll. Checkout:  Funny Love Jokes How do you reinvent something while keeping it exactly the same? You make everything blue…….. How do you reinvent something while keeping it exactly the same? You make everything blue…….. 2016: Rather than…

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Flirty Jokes




What wiil you be doing on the weekend? What wiil you be doing on the weekend? I want someone to look after my dog. Kaju, badam, pista. .All dryfruits are tasty but they are nothing in comparison 2 u bcoz… Abey! KHAJUR teri baat hi kuchh aur hai. Checkout:  Funny Love Jokes Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number? A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Girl In A Crowd but girls is more faster in choose the person whom she wants to…

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Valentines Day Jokes




Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend? A: You’re fun to hang around with. Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine’s Day Checkout:  Funny Love Jokes What Kind of Coat… Q: What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on? A: A coat of paint. Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? A: He fell in love with a pin cushion! You’ve been the Apple of my eye, you know how much I care; So Lettuce get…

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Love Jokes for Her




I LOVE YOU Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na as Yeh Confirm Karna Tha Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain. Boy:I Love You Girl:Shut Up You Girl:Shut Up Boy: I Can’t Live Without You Girl:Shut Up Boy:I Will Marry You Girl:Really? Boy:Shut Up I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them. Pyar Ki Hr Gali Gumnaam Q Hai, Judai Aur Maut Ishq Ka Anjam Kyu Hai. Log Dete Hai ise Naam Khuda Ka, To Fir Ye MUNNI itni…

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Wedding Jokes




A woman came to police: – Please, help. My husband is lost. Here is his photo and special peculiarities… When you find him, tell him that my mother decided not to come! Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki Pati ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye… Wife-Woh bechaara bhi dekho likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.! Girl To Her Boy Friend:Darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.Boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling A couple had a intense argument and…

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Holi Jokes




Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte, buzdil kabhi khulkar waar nahi karte, aur hum wo hain jo HAPPY-Holi kehne ke liye holi ka tarikh ka intzar nahi karte!!! Dekho Ji.!!! Saaf kehna Sukhi Rehna! Abhi Msg Kar Diye He, Q ki kal 1 rupya Katega WISH U VERY @HAPPY HOLI@ Tyohar Apni Jagah he, aur Bill Apni Jagah. SAMJHE…………. Agr Aap Muje Sms Nhi Karoge To 1 Din Baad Aap Lal Pile Hare Kale Nile Ho Jaoge Ghabrao Nhi Yaar 1 din Baad  HOLI  Hai, Is Liye Happy HOLI. HAPPY…

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Promise Day Jokes




If your heart was a prison,I would like to be sentenced for life.Happy Promise day… Checkout:  Funny Love Jokes Mujhe tumse ek promise chahiye mujhse promise karo ke……….. Aj ke baad tum mandir ke aage se chappal churane ka part tym kaam chod doge :Dear……. Don’t Promise Me The Moon Or The Stars..Just Promise Me..You’ll Stay Under Them With Me… Checkout: Best Promise Day Jokes You are as sweet as rose bud,you are bright as a star,you are cute as a kitten.That’s what u are.You are everything for me.Happy promise…

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