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Halloween Jokes




ADVERTISEMENTS Brandon: Which ghost is the best dancer? Nolan: I don’t know. Brandon: The Boogie Man! What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date? A. Any old girl he can dig up. What do you call two witches who share a broom? A. Broom mates. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop? A. Scream or sugar! What did the ghost teacher say to her class? A. Watch the board and I’ll go through it again. Q – What does a monster wear…

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Good Luck Jokes




Boyfriend: Hey babe, you smell that? Girlfriend: No. Boyfriend: Me neither, start cooking. Exams are like girl friends – difficult 2 understand – too many questions – more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure…Good luck. Checkout:  Funny Love Jokes Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?Good Luck Jokes A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the…

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Kiss Day Jokes




A peach is a peach. A plum is a plum. A kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues What is the kiss in view……. Geometry:- Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips Economics:- Kiss is that thing 6 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY Happy Kiss Day 2016!! Checkout:  Funny Love Jokes Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance Etc. But Nothing To Meaure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why? Boy Thought For A While, Took Her In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes…

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Anniversary Jokes




“On Anniversary day husband looks at the marriage certificate. Wife: Does it really make you so nostalgic? Husband: No! I am looking if there is an expiry date.” “He asked how they should celebrate their twenty-five years of marriage. She suggested a two minute silence.” Checkout:  Funny Love Jokes “Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.” “The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure I love you ** Happy…

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Love Jokes In Hindi




“ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi.. ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi.. pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi… macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi.. makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi..” “Wish u a very happy married life, aise kya ghoor rhe ho.. ph. mera, pese mere, sms mera, to mrji b meri, jo chahe beju, tum shadi k bad pd lena..” “Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein tumhare paas hote, Bhale tum Hame delete kar dete,…

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Hug Day Jokes




“Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th standard- Boy- Do you hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night?? Gal- Yes! Boy- Can I replace it for the rest of ur life??” Checkout:  Funny Love Jokes “Love is like a cloud, Love is like a dream, Love is one word & Everything in between, Love is a Fairytale come true, Because I found Love when I found you, Happy Hug Day Jokes  :D” Checkout: Love Jokes for Him “I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus so I…

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