Flirty Jokes

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What wiil you be doing on the weekend? What wiil you be doing on the weekend? I want someone to look after my dog.

Kaju, badam, pista. .All dryfruits are tasty but they are nothing in comparison 2 u bcoz… Abey! KHAJUR teri baat hi kuchh aur hai.

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Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?

A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Girl In A Crowd but girls is more faster in choose the person whom she wants to shop with.

Height of Crazy Friends . . A boy enjoying a date with his GF, Suddenly his friend cums and looks at his GF and says: Bhai, kal waali jyada achchi thi

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You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?

Boy: I went to your house so I don’t think so that i can marry with you. Girl: Did you meet my father that’s why you are saying this. Boy: No I met your sister that’s why. She is so beautiful.

You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?

When I was born Devil When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!!

Ladki patane ka tarika.. Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo Agar hasi to samjo FASI & Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao . . . . . . . . DIDI DAR GAYI DIDI DAR GAYI!!

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