Gaur farmaiyega Waqt par aadat na badli to wo zarurat-e-life ban jaati hai, Aur agar time pr girl friend na badli to wo kambakht WIFE ban jati hai
Newton in romantic mood: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, Only it can transfer from 1 girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.
Checkout: I Love You Jokes
Umar kya kahu kafi nadan hai meri, Sabko pyar dena pehchan hai meri, Aapka dil zakhmo se bhara ho to humse milo, Dilo ko repair kerne ki dukan hai meri..!
Girls ki problem Simple ladke pasand nahi, Modern ladke sincere nahi, Ranbir kapoor milta nahi, aur Main in chakkaro me padta nahi..
The most POISONOUS BREAK-UP ever A Boyfriend threw 6 Cricket Balls at his Girlfriend! Girlfriend: What was that? Boy: IT’S OVER
Girls Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi, Ho sake to kisi nek se karungi, Lekin jab tak na milega wo nek ladka TRY to har 1 ko karungi..
We have known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? bcoz i like u very much. will u b my partner to rob a bank.
Checkout: Flirty Jokes and Flirty Pick Up Lines
When I was born Devil When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!!
1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki Boy: I LOVE U Jaan. Girl: Sacchi Boy: Mucchi Girl: Ek 100 ka recharge karwa do plz Boy: Sorry Didi Rong No.