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Wife: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye. Husband: tumne unhe roka nahi? Wife: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge

Ladki patane ka tarika.. Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo Agar hasi to samjo FASI & Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao . . . . . . . . DIDI DAR GAYI DIDI DAR GAYI!!

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A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Girl In A Crowd but girls is more faster in choose the person whom she wants to shop with.

Bf: Pack ur bag honey, I’ve won Rs.10 crore in a lottery. Gf: Wow! Thailand or Switzerland? Bf: Who Cares? You just pack ur bag & GET LOST.

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Girl Demanded for Ice Cream. Boy Purchased It for her. Girl: Thank you. Boy: Just Thank you. Girl: You Want Kiss Now? Boy: Oh you hungry of romance, give me half Ice cream.

2 Boys were Following 2 Gals Each girl took rakhi & tied 2 their hands & asked them: what will u do now.. Boys: Dude, u marry my sister, i will marry ur sister.

Mene pucha chand se Dejha he khin mere yaar sa HASEEN? Chand ne kaha 1 to main tere baap ka naukar nahi or dusri bat itni uppr se kuch dikhta bhi nahi

After break up: Boy to Girl: kaha chal di kaha chal di pyar ki pungi baja kar? Girl to Boy: chhod chhad ke apne salim ki gali anarkali disco chali!

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