Flirty Jokes

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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to 1st time 100 Rs, 2nd time 200 fine hoga. MUNNA: Boley to monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

Umar kya kahu kafi nadan hai meri, Sabko pyar dena pehchan hai meri, Aapka dil zakhmo se bhara ho to humse milo, Dilo ko repair kerne ki dukan hai meri..!

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Wife: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye. Husband: tumne unhe roka nahi? Wife: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge

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Boy: I went to your house so I don’t think so that i can marry with you. Girl: Did you meet my father that’s why you are saying this. Boy: No I met your sister that’s why. She is so beautiful.

University exam mein WIFE per essay likhne ko kaha gya. 1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile, She has a Problem for every Solution.

Aati hai teri yaad der tak aati hai, Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai, Main to roz nahta hoon, Tu kyon nahi nahati hai.

FRIEND is Asian paints jo Duniya badal de. GIRL FRIEND is Everest masala jo Taste mein best. WIFE is Mosquito coil jo kone se dhund ke mare!

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