Boy: You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy Girl: Why are you leaving?
Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband: Look at him he kisses her all the time, can’t u do that? Husband : I tried but she slapped me.
Biology teacher: Ager ladki ko Asthma attack aaye to use der tak apne honto se sans do.. Stud: wo to thik hai, Lekin aisa kya kre ke usey Asthma attack aaye?
When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?
A Girl was singing in a school bus. Boy: Why did you sing in a radio station? Girl: Am i singing good? Boy: NO, we can off the radio.