Tried practicing Fruit Ninja in the kitchen, ended up playing Temple Runwith my mom chasing me like an Angry Bird
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
Log kahte hai ke khuda ne aap ko bahut fursat se banaya Simple si baat hai yaar , Faltu kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate hai…
Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her. How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free Trip around the Sun
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They tie dog to the pole.. So they don’t move. That’s how I feel When someone sitting with cellphone attached to a charger.
Two bachelors were talking about their respective choice of life partner. One friend said,’It is generally said that people with opposite characteristics make the happiest marriages. What is your opinion ? The friend replied,’Yes, they are right. That is why I am looking for a girl with a money!’
New style of proposing Love I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter so let’s make them brother and sister.
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When I was kid I was going to change the world. & Today if the remote is on the other end of the couch, I don’t even change the channel