whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says PUSH
My wallet is like an onion; whenever I open it. It makes me cr
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I want u To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner. & to say those sweet three words to U. Pay The Bill
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
If women ruled the world there would be no wars It would just be a group of jealous countries, not talking to each other. 😉
According to parents, Every problem has only One solution, . . . . Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection:p:D
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Hardest thing ever? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Controlling your laughter at serious times :p 😀
My phone just fell down on the floor !! Is everyone ok in my contact list?
Dad entered sons room and found him asleep. Walked closer, caressed his hair & BANG slapped his face and said.. Last seen on WhatsApp 1 min ago
Call summary:- Boy to boy! 00:00:59 Boy to mom! 00:00:50 Boy to dad! 00:00:30 Boy to girl! 01:23:59 Girl to girl! 05:29:59 Wife to Husband: . . . . . . Not Responding=)) =D