Love Jokes for Him

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Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

Teacher – Teri shikayat aayi hai ki tu gaaliyan bohot deta hai. Chedi Singh – Kiya baat karte ho Sir ji, maine toh aaj tak kisi kutte ke bacche ko beh****od ki…

A husband asks his wife, Will you marry after I die? The wife responds, No, I will live with my sister. The wife asks him back, Will you marry after I die? The husband responds, No, I will also live with your sister.

Dad: You Didn’t go for The Examination? Son: Paper Was too Tough! Dad: Without Going, How Did you know? Son: Paper was Leaked to Days ago

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As years go,U may loose ur Hair, Teeth & Eyesight.But not ur Talent, Brightness & Intelligence. Bcoz,U can never lose which U don’t have:-D:-P Short But True !!!

A guy and his girlfriend are kissing in the park. Guy: I think I have just swalled your bubble gum Girl: No, honey, I just have sniffles…

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

Someday, if we all go to jail for illegally downloading music, I hope they split us up by music genre

Dad: You Didn’t go for The Examination? Son: Paper Was too Tough! Dad: Without Going, How Did you know? Son: Paper was Leaked to Days ago

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