As years go,U may loose ur Hair, Teeth & Eyesight.But not ur Talent, Brightness & Intelligence. Bcoz,U can never lose which U don’t have:-D:-P Short But True !!!
If a guy after the first date remembers the color of your eyes, concern about the size of your breast.
Dad: You Didn’t go for The Examination? Son: Paper Was too Tough! Dad: Without Going, How Did you know? Son: Paper was Leaked to Days ago.
1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window to see the moon&stars. . . . . . . 2016 Kids : I want my bed near the mobile charging slot..
Beggar – Give me food. Man – I’ll give u vodka. Beggar – i don’t drink. Man – i will give u cigarette Beggar – i don’t smoke. Man – i will take u to d…
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Someday, if we all go to jail for illegally downloading music, I hope they split us up by music genre
When you are married, nobody asks about your sex life. They know that you don’t have one!
turning off wifi trick always work Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 132 | SMS Length : 1 ) When Mom wants to find out where I’m in the House, . . . she simply Turns oFF The Wi-Fi Damn! Dis Trick Always Work