If a guy after the first date remembers the color of your eyes, concern about the size of your breast.
A husband asks his wife, Will you marry after I die? The wife responds, No, I will live with my sister. The wife asks him back, Will you marry after I die? The husband responds, No, I will also live with your sister.
They tie dog to the pole.. So they don’t move. That’s how I feel When someone sitting with cellphone attached to a charger.
1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window to see the moon&stars. . . . . . . 2016 Kids : I want my bed near the mobile charging slot..
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free Trip around the Sun.
A wife says, Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot. The husband responds, Who is he? The wife answers, Well, five years ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him for marriage. Oh my God! He’s still celebrating his freedom! says the husband.
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less … in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !