Love Jokes for Him


A wife asked her husband, Honey, will you still love me when I am old and overweight? The man replied, Yes, I do.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.

When you are married, nobody asks about your sex life. They know that you don’t have one!

Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free Trip around the Sun.

Why do married men gain weight and bachelors don’t? The bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.


Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed… My name, mobile phone number, living address, etc.

whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says PUSH

Santa singh searches on the Google.. Free Dinner in 5 star hotel . . . . . On the top of GOOGLE search it shows: Mungeri Lal ke Haseen Sapne!

Girlfriend: If you were my husband, I would poison your drink. Boyfriend: If you were my wife, I would drink it!

Dad entered sons room and found him asleep. Walked closer, caressed his hair & BANG slapped his face and said.. Last seen on WhatsApp 1 min ago

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