Love Jokes for Him

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A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says I guess I’ll have to spread my legs now. And her boyfriend asks Why, don’t you have a vase?

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

A man asks his wife, What would you do if I won the lottery? His wife says, Take half and leave your ass! The man replies, Great! I won 12 bucks, here is six, now get out!

The Guy Who Convinced The First Blind Man , He Needed A Sunglasses Must Have Been One Hell Of A Salesman ?

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A good boyfriend will never want to change anything about you… except your last name.

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You’re single.

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