As years go,U may loose ur Hair, Teeth & Eyesight.But not ur Talent, Brightness & Intelligence. Bcoz,U can never lose which U don’t have:-D:-P Short But True !!!
Lady – Ek Shampoo dena Please… Dukandar – Koun Sa ? Agar HEAD ke baal dhone Hai To HEAD N SHOULDER .. Agar PANTY ke baal dhone hai To PANTENE le…
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Beggar – Give me food. Man – I’ll give u vodka. Beggar – i don’t drink. Man – i will give u cigarette Beggar – i don’t smoke. Man – i will take u to d…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
They tie dog to the pole.. So they don’t move. That’s how I feel When someone sitting with cellphone attached to a charger
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me .