Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend? A: You’re fun to hang around with.
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine’s Day
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What Kind of Coat… Q: What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on? A: A coat of paint.
Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? A: He fell in love with a pin cushion!
You’ve been the Apple of my eye, you know how much I care; So Lettuce get together, we’d make a perfect Pear
Why Do Cows Have Bells… Q: Why do cows have bells? A: Because their horns don’t work.
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What Did the Doctor… Q: What did the doctor tell her invisible patient? A: I can’t see you today
Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream? A: I’m sweet on you!
Q: What did one pickle say to the other? A: You mean a great dill to me.
What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance?
What do you call a very small Valentine? A Valentiny
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