Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? A: He fell in love with a pin cushion!
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune? A: Because it couldn’t get a date.
Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend? A: You’re fun to hang around with.
Q: What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day? A: You are bee-utiful!
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an apple
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? A: Hogs and Kisses!
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day? I’m nuts about you!
Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? A: He gives it a Valentine
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