Valentines Day Jokes

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A Cub Scout found a frog that said, Kiss me and I will become a beautiful princess. The boy studied the frog, then put it in his pocket. Hey, the frog croaked, how come you didn’t kiss me? I’d rather have a talking frog than a princess any day!

Knock, Knock, Who’s there? Olive Olive who? Olive you

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Knock knock! Who’s there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental

What do you call romance in tropical fish tank? Guppy love.

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Knock, Knock, Who’s there? Olive Olive who? Olive you

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day? A. You’re purrr-fect for me!

What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and you’ll go places

What did one light bulb say to the other? I love you a whole watt!

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

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