Valentines Day Jokes

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A juggler, a tightrope walker, and a clown were lost in the jungle, when all of a sudden a lion

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune? A: Because it couldn’t get a date.

Q: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration? A: Because you can really party hearty!

Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called? A: His ghoul-friend.

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day? Owl be yours!

Ben: What did one magnet say to the other magnet on Valentine’s Day? Finn: I have no idea. What? Ben: I find you very attractive!

Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? A: He fell in love with a pin cushion!

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Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day? A: Cauliflowers!

Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called? A: His ghoul-friend

Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day? A: Cauliflowers!

Cabbage always has a heart, green beans string along. You’re such a Tomato, will you Peas to me belong

Girl: I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons. Boy: Really? Girl: Yeah, you make me sick!

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants

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