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Valentines Day Jokes

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Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch? A: You turn me on

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers

What did one light bulb say to the other? I love you a whole watt!

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: I’m stuck on you.

What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance?

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  1. What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day? A. You’re purrr-fect for me!

Ben: What did one magnet say to the other magnet on Valentine’s Day? Finn: I have no idea. What? Ben: I find you very attractive!

Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? A: Because it’s all heart.

Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch? A: You turn me on.

What did one light bulb say to the other? I love you a whole watt!

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