Valentines Day Jokes

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an apple

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet? A: I find you very attractive.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be your valentine!____________________

Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend? A; I love you with all my art!

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune? A: Because it couldn’t get a date.

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What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day? I’m nuts about you!

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day? A: Owl be yours

Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow? A: Because he wanted sweet dreams.

Q: How many sheep does it take to make one sweater? A: Depends how well they can knit.

Ben: What did one magnet say to the other magnet on Valentine’s Day? Finn: I have no idea. What? Ben: I find you very attractive!

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