Valentines Day Jokes

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Q: What did one light bulb say to the other? A: I love you a whole watt!

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day? A: Ughs and kisses!

Q: What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day? A: Owl be yours

Knock knock! Who’s there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be your valentine! _____

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental

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What do you call romance in tropical fish tank? Guppy love.

What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day? You’re nuts so bad yourself

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day? Owl be yours!

A book never written: Guide to Love by Val N. Tines.

  1. What did one volcano say to the other? A. I lava you.
  2. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day? A. Let me call you Tweet heart!

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