What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day? Owl be yours!
Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day? A: Ughs and kisses!
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an apple
Q: What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day? A: You are bee-utiful!
Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend? A: You’re fun to hang around with.
Q: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef? A: You get buttered up.
Q: Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail? A: She stole his heart.
Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? A: He gives it a Valenshine
Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? A: Because it’s all heart.
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch? A: You turn me on
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake? A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love? A stupid cupid!
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