What did the valentine’s day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and you’ll go place
What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day? You’re nuts so bad yourself
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental
Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day? A: Ughs and kisses!
Q: What did one light bulb say to the other? A: I love you a whole watt!
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake? A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? A: I’m stuck on you
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her? A: Antelope.
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A: A stamp
Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? A: No, but they had an apple.
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