Wedding Jokes

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Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha? No answer Husbnd again asks, No answer Then again he asks, Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz AB bhoka na bandh karo

wIfe:Mai maRny jA raI hun. HusbAnd:Ye lO daiRy miLk . wIfe: Q? husbAnd:khusHi k mOqay pe kucH meEthA hO jaYee..

Husband:agar meri lotery nikal aaye to tu kya karegi… Patni:mai aadhe paise leke tujse chhod cungi…. Husband:Meri 100 rs ki lotery nikli hai….. ye le 50 aur Daffa ho ja…..

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3 Kinds of men in the World: Some remain single & make wonders happen. Some maintain girlfriends & see wonders happen. Other get married & wonder what happened.

Wife- shadi k shuru me jb mai khana banati thi to aap mujhe jyada khilate the aur khud kam khate the par ab aisa kyu nhi? Husband- q ki ab tumhe khana banana aa gya hai…….

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident

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