A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably… My wife missed the bus
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Sonu:Mai Bahut Pareshan Hu Yaar, Monu:Kya Hua? Sonu:Mai Kuch Bhi Krta Hu To Meri Biwi Beech Me aa Jati Hai. Monu-Ek Kaam Kar Tu Car Chala Ke Dekh Le.
Shaadi karna utna hi aasan he jitna ki Loose Motion karna Aur nibhana utna hi mushkil jitna use ROK ke rakhna….
Wife- Jab Aap Chashma Utaarte Ho Tab Handsome Dikhte Ho Husband- Ha Dear, Jab Mai Chashma Utaarta Hu Tab Tum Bhi Bahut Khoobsurat Dikhti Ho.
Wyf-Tumne mujhe shadi se phle Q nahi bataya k tumhari phle hi RANI naam ki wyf he Hus-Maine bataya to tha k me tume RANI ki tarah rakhunga..
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.
A couple had been married for 50 years and had raised a brood of 10 children and was blessed with 20 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, �Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.
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