Wedding Jokes

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

Patni-Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The,Par Ab Nahi Dete, Kyu? Golu-Kabhi Tumne Machware Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai.

Shaadi karna utna hi aasan he jitna ki Loose Motion karna Aur nibhana utna hi mushkil jitna use ROK ke rakhna….

patni – me tumhare sapno me ati hoon pati – nahi patni – kyon nahi ? pati – kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon

Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo .all were missing d target …suddenly he recvd a call from her ..hi wat r u doing ? he honestly rply MISSING U…

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings � and lawyers.

Wife says to husband: Whisper dirty things into my ear. Husband leans in and whispers: Dishes, Laundry, living room

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A man says to his friend, �I haven�t spoken to my wife in 18 months.� The friend says, �Why not?� The man says, �I don�t like to interrupt her.

Similarities between WIFE and EXAM – 1. Lots of questions 2. Difficult to understand 3. Always require detailed explanation 4. Result always unexpected.

Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

A woman was telling her friend , It is I who made my husband a millionaire. And what was he before you married him. Asked the friend. The woman replied,  A multi-millionaire.

When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally, without loosing your temper or self confidence, it means you are MARRIED..

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