Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, It really works!
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.
Married Life is so Easy ..its just like walking in the park but the problem is the park is Jurassic park !!!
Biwi Essay- Biwi ek faltu Musibat Hai Jo Rasoyi me Paayi jati Hai Iska Poshtik Aahar Pati ka Bheja Hai Ye Pani se Zyada Pati Ka Khoon Piti Hai.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
Similarities between WIFE and EXAM – 1. Lots of questions 2. Difficult to understand 3. Always require detailed explanation 4. Result always unexpected.
Wife: I hav read in newspaper dat widows mak d best wives. Husband: May b! Bt u cant xpect me 2 kil myself dat u can b gud wife 2 sum1.
Santa: Jab Shadiyan Swarg Me Tay Hoti Hain To Nark Me Kya Tay Hota Hai? Banta: Nark Me Shadi Ke Baad Ke Din Tay Hote Hain.
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