A husbands version: My wife is like Terms & conditions of a Website ! I never understand what she says but I always accept !!
A little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? And the father replied, I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.
Husband: You will never succeed in making the dog obey you.! Wife :Nonsense,its only a matter of patience,I had a lot of trouble with you too at first..!
Sonu:Mai Bahut Pareshan Hu Yaar, Monu:Kya Hua? Sonu:Mai Kuch Bhi Krta Hu To Meri Biwi Beech Me aa Jati Hai. Monu-Ek Kaam Kar Tu Car Chala Ke Dekh Le.
Bivi gusse me- dekh lena tumko narak me bhe jagah nahi milegi. Santa-Aree thik hai waise bhi mai har jagah tere sath aana bi nhi chahta
On a wall in a ladies room: My husband follows me everywhere. Writ ten just below it: I do not
Similarities between WIFE and EXAM – 1. Lots of questions 2. Difficult to understand 3. Always require detailed explanation 4. Result always unexpected.
Ek aadami Bhagwan se – Aapne bachpan cheen liya, jawani cheen lee, Paisa chhen liya , Ek biwi dee hai bhool gayee kya ?
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