Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo .all were missing d target …suddenly he recvd a call from her ..hi wat r u doing ? he honestly rply MISSING U…
A little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? And the father replied, I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.
1Aadmi God Se Tune Bachpana Diya Cheen Liya, Jawani Di Cheen Li Paisa Diya Wapas Le Liya, Ab Ye Biwi Di He To Dekar Bhool Gaya Kya.
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably… My wife missed the bus
Wife- dekho na wo admi muje ghur-ghur ke dekh raha hai Hus- Are WO to bhangaar wala hai, bekar MAAL per nazar rakhna uski Aadat ha
Advocate:Talak Karvane K Rs10,000 Lagenge. Husband:Pagal Ho Kya?Pandit Ne Rs 101 Me Shadi Karvai Thi. Advocat:Dekh Liya Na Saste Ka Natija..
Bivi gusse me- dekh lena tumko narak me bhe jagah nahi milegi. Santa-Aree thik hai waise bhi mai har jagah tere sath aana bi nhi chahta
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. Wife: You wear briefs, don’t you?
My wife and I have agreed never to go to bed angry with one another. So far we�ve been up for three weeks.
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