Wedding Jokes

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Advocate:Talak Karvane K Rs10,000 Lagenge. Husband:Pagal Ho Kya?Pandit Ne Rs 101 Me Shadi Karvai Thi. Advocat:Dekh Liya Na Saste Ka Natija..

Biwi to pati- kya Tum dinner karna chahte ho? Pati- Ha..ha, Lekin ye to batao khane ki cheezo me choice kya hai? Patni- Ha..ya Na..

A couple had been married for 50 years and had raised a brood of 10 children and was blessed with 20 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, �Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.

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Biwi to pati- kya Tum dinner karna chahte ho? Pati- Ha..ha, Lekin ye to batao khane ki cheezo me choice kya hai? Patni- Ha..ya Na..

PATNI Maine Tumhe bina dekhe shadi ki Can you belive That PATI Aur meri himmat dekho Ki Maine Tumko dekhne Ke baad B TumSe Shadi Ki..

Wife- Jab Aap Chashma Utaarte Ho Tab Handsome Dikhte Ho Husband- Ha Dear, Jab Mai Chashma Utaarta Hu Tab Tum Bhi Bahut Khoobsurat Dikhti Ho.

Biwi Essay- Biwi ek faltu Musibat Hai Jo Rasoyi me Paayi jati Hai Iska Poshtik Aahar Pati ka Bheja Hai Ye Pani se Zyada Pati Ka Khoon Piti Hai.

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