A man speaks 25,000 words daily and a woman speaks 30,000. But the problem starts when husband comes home after consuming his 25,000 and wife starts her 30,000.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Wife: where will you take me on our 10th wedding anniversary? Husband: we will go to African jungles… Wife: great !!! and what about 25th anniversary? Husband: i will bring you back.
An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can’t Afford Another Women….
She left him on the sofa when the phone rang, and was back in a few seconds. Who was it? he asked. My husband, she replied. I better get going, he said. Where was he? Relax. He’ll be late, he’s playing poker with you. Stewardess: I’m sorry, Mr. Smith, but we left your wife behind in London.
Pappu: Have you noticed that most heroes are married man? Appu: Every married man is a hero.
A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.
After a terrible fight.. Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after that, I’ll permanently go to my mother’s house . . Husband: TAXI… !!!
My wife and I always compromise, I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
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