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There r many brave people who alwayas want 2 be adventurous. Few choose the armed forces & fight for the nation,others get married & fight for their survival..

Sonu:Mai Bahut Pareshan Hu Yaar, Monu:Kya Hua? Sonu:Mai Kuch Bhi Krta Hu To Meri Biwi Beech Me aa Jati Hai. Monu-Ek Kaam Kar Tu Car Chala Ke Dekh Le.

Wife says to husband: Whisper dirty things into my ear. Husband leans in and whispers: Dishes, Laundry, living room

A woman was telling her friend , It is I who made my husband a millionaire. And what was he before you married him. Asked the friend. The woman replied,  A multi-millionaire.

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PATNI Maine Tumhe bina dekhe shadi ki Can you belive That PATI Aur meri himmat dekho Ki Maine Tumko dekhne Ke baad B TumSe Shadi Ki..

Wife looks in mirror & says to her Husband: I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly. Please say something nice about me Husband:ur eyesight is perfect…

There r many brave people who alwayas want 2 be adventurous. Few choose the armed forces & fight for the nation,others get married & fight for their survival..

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.

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