Wedding Jokes

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Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki Pati ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye… Wife-Woh bechaara bhi dekho likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!

Bivi gusse me- dekh lena tumko narak me bhe jagah nahi milegi. Santa-Aree thik hai waise bhi mai har jagah tere sath aana bi nhi chahta

Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga wife=baba se kya kahoge husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h

My wife and I have agreed never to go to bed angry with one another. So far we�ve been up for three weeks.

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Many people say that your wedding day is the happiest day of your life. So, if that’s the case, I’d like to ask the husbands amongst you, does that mean it’s all downhill from here?

A Couple Before Marriage ‘MAD’ For Each Other � After Marriage ‘MADE’ For Each Other � And A Few Years Later ‘MAD’ Because Of Each Other�

BEFORE MARRIAGE- Roses are red, sky is blue,U r beautiful,I Luv u AFTR MARRIAGE: Roses r dead,I have flu, Dont get on my head, side ho TU.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings � and lawyers.

A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.

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